Idiocracy is a wonderful movie.... unfortunately america is infact on it's way to make that reality.
Electrolytes.
Points Lina and trump share:
Old
Drinking
Amoral
Stupid
Whore
Not loyal to anyone
Fucked a much younger person on a sex island
Points Lina is different:
Hot
Nice tits
Kinda cute
Cooks well
Does hoofjobs
Sucks cock of an American guy instead of russian
Conclusion: vote for Lina 🇺🇸
Honestly, thats fatally accurate
I don't think trump drinks, actually, but the rest of your points still stand.