This was highly entertaining. I enjoyed the QWOP-esque animation for the walking, the narration was funny and the assortment of things to steal was entertaining and provided a wide variety.
I did have some sound issues with things layering oddly or not fading. I had a siren from the first time I got caught faintly playing through my entire 15m play time even on subsequent playthroughs.
Overall, really excellent work!