Ha ha this is very funny! Jail break at London. Who would have thought XD. Jokes aside, this is quite a nice idea, and god knows how many articles you've written to make this whole thing workable. 13 out of 16 of you are all writers for the game, I guess that how. Speaking of the articles, they are very funny and I had quite some laugh on them. Well done on coming up with that huge amount of puns and jokes. It really made my day!
The gameplay is simple enough to the point where I don't really find much to criticise on. Maybe put both tick and cross buttons near each other, just to reduce how much the player needs to move the mouse? Overall, the game is very polished and nicely done! You should all be proud of yourselves!