I think I've done the average player route.
Step 0 - don't know what to do. Start the game again.
Step 1 - I actually have to enter the car to start. Drive 120 Mph the whole time. Crash at the finish line and die. At least I was first!
Step 2 - Actually use different speeds this time. Finished first and didn't crash, but didn't find the emerald. Learn where it can be find though.
Step 3 - Found the emerald entrance but missed it. Next time will be successful.
Step 4 - Finally got the emerald and finish first. Nothing changed at the end though.
Overall pretty fun shitpost. Please don't try to make it a full game.