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(Analysis-Bot 2.0) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! this is almost as much fun as watching humans die!

(Human in the storage) Have you got a 7?

(Another human in the storage) No, go fish.

(A third human in storage) hey, can I pl/*gets dropped into arena*

(Disembodied Human Description Voice)


Name: Cassandra Bird


Occupation: Card shuffler


Age: 77


Favorite Color: Red

(The human going fish) rats, she's really good at bridge shuffling

(Cassandra Bird) Hey, wait, MK1 Sword Robots, and MK1 Combat Archers! Why don't we play some blackjack instead of fighting? *shuffles cards*


(MK1 Robots) I suppose it's a good idea.

(Kickbot) NOPE! *kicks Cassandra Bird into the spikes*

(Human in the storage room) NOOOOO! I WAS GOING TO CHALLENGE HER TO SOME POKER!

(Commentatron 2.0) I think we found our next human.

(Damien Carroll) COME ON!


(Disembodied Human Description Voice)


Name:Damien Carrol


Favorite color: Dark Green


Age: 1337


Occupation: Highscore beater.

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) well, guess we better bring out the new experimental kickbots for this one!