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cogitoergosum8157 years ago

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! this is almost as much fun as watching humans die!

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EnderWitherX7 years ago

(Human in the storage) Have you got a 7?

(Another human in the storage) No, go fish.

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cogitoergosum8157 years ago

(A third human in storage) hey, can I pl/*gets dropped into arena*

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EnderWitherX7 years ago

(Disembodied Human Description Voice)


Name: Cassandra Bird


Occupation: Card shuffler


Age: 77


Favorite Color: Red
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cogitoergosum8157 years ago

(The human going fish) rats, she's really good at bridge shuffling

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EnderWitherX7 years ago

(Cassandra Bird) Hey, wait, MK1 Sword Robots, and MK1 Combat Archers! Why don't we play some blackjack instead of fighting? *shuffles cards*


(MK1 Robots) I suppose it's a good idea.

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cogitoergosum8157 years ago

(Kickbot) NOPE! *kicks Cassandra Bird into the spikes*

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EnderWitherX7 years ago

(Human in the storage room) NOOOOO! I WAS GOING TO CHALLENGE HER TO SOME POKER!

(Commentatron 2.0) I think we found our next human.

(Damien Carroll) COME ON!


(Disembodied Human Description Voice)


Name:Damien Carrol


Favorite color: Dark Green


Age: 1337


Occupation: Highscore beater.

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cogitoergosum8157 years ago

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) well, guess we better bring out the new experimental kickbots for this one!

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EnderWitherX7 years ago

(EnderWitherX) Wait, this is the human I controlled to get to level 103!


(About 5 hours later)


(Damien Carrol) *gets hit by MK3 Hammer Enforcer on fire island*

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