(Analysis-Bot 2.0) SOMEONE GET THE ORCANEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Orcaneer) *jumps out of water* GROAAAAAAR!!! *gets instantly burned down*
(Commentatron 2.0) I guess the PURGE will have to do... CALL THE FIREFIGHTER BOTS!!
(Firefighter Bot) kick him down and take him out!
(PURGE Bot) *knocks Pyro down and does some sort of choke hold* KILL THIS HUMAN!
(Analysis-Bot 2.0) I have a better idea. someone please download a level from the experimental level editor!
(Commentatron 2.0) *downloads a level with only MK4 JetHammer Enforceptors. THOUSANDS of them* Now we watch the human die.
(Analysis-Bot 2.0) but wait... surely THAT many robots can't be good for the frame rate of viewers watching at home...
(The Emperor) THIS IS WAY TOO BORING! *fires a giant laser at Pyro Red* ugh... who's the next human?
(Analysis-Bot 2.0) Julius Caesar!
(Disembodied Human Description Voice)
Name: Julius Caesar
Favorite color: GOLD!!
Age: 55
Occupation: Emperor
(Commentatron 2.0) It seems that this human used to be an Emperor... did he rule over all of the humans?
