hahah i'm so stealing runs like a butt. Thank you for the kind words keri, it's sad you couldn't play it but honestly it's not that good, it's literally my first "playable" game. But stick around for my upcoming magnum opus: Butt Runner.
Hahahaha I feel terrible for not thinking of that on my own, Magnum anus will definitely be an upgrade in it. You just earned yourself an honorary membership to the glorious socialist sausage party. One for all and all for one sausage.