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lolol i was talking to my mom, and I've never seen her look so disappointed 🤣

Also she said the word karen is offensive to her and i was this close 👌 to calling her a karen

Me: soo......

*now welcome to the regularly sceduled point in the day where me having enough of life kicks in my clinical deppression*

*cue me drinking bleach sloooowly*

*oh hey speaking of witch i tried to purposely swallow a lego once*

oh AND if she says the word Karen is offensive shes a Karen

Para: *cant talk to people worth a shit* yeh?

Me: i- idk you said it first

*oh, sorry*

*its not ur fault at all, there isnt anything in thw world to apologize for, i did say regularly sceduled after all*

*it happens like once every week*

Para: well!......*MMmMMmMMm* whatever stupid mortal

*oooo elves are in fact immortal unless they die in batte according to meh fantasy manga super real D & D officified Ida approved book manual*

me: :l

*lolol*

*oh okie*

Para: *just eats random food* uh hey mortal, ya want anything? 

me: no thanks

Para: *finds some glowy golden-redish meat* ZOE!

Zoe: yes?

Para: you cant kill an elf and then keep one as a pet

me: *gags*

Para: *eats soem of it* oki ngl it is pretty gud

Zoe; mm-hmm!

Para: *eating and talking* bu no moar, kay?