I really like the play on words in the title, that's a really clever touch!
It's tricky trying to re-wire your brain to the controls, and it's just difficult enough to really throw you for a loop at first, but I got a slightly higher score each time I played.
Obviously, there's not a whole lot of depth to the game, and the pre-made assets don't mesh perfectly, but all in all it fits good enough for a jam game.
Also, I figured out that if you stand on the ramp you can position yourself in such a way that the monsters won't make contact with you, so you won't take damage and can just shoot them as much as you want. I don't know if that exploit was intended, but it was a fun little discovery! lol