I was really hoping to find more easter egg websites that exist... especially inappropriate ones. But alas, that would've been against the rules. I love the use of vaporwave as soon as the soup can starts happening. It is also really fun that it's almost a sandbox game because the inciting incident only occurs if you intentionally do something that you don't have to do! The manipulation of player controls has been done to death in this jam, but your approach was uncommon and refreshing.