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melody: •_• *points to the sun* you know, the giant ball of fire and shit that lives in space

Melody: i don't think you need to worry about survival in the backyard

Melody: you could've died if you jumped out of the car tho, and not to worry you have ME! The most responsible adult in history :D

Melody: the energy drink(?)

Penelope:......woman i have no idea what youre talking about, but ok.

yes, she doesnt know what to sun is, she has literally never been outside in her life

Penelope: *commits facepalm*

Penelope: ......you are FAR from the most responsible adult in history

Penelope: ....oooooh yeah i think

melody: look out the window

Melody: well you don't!

Melody:exqueeze me, you don't get a say in my responsibility ness, you tried to jump out of a moving car

Penelope: oh.....so if i were an actual person my eyes would hurt right now *she is literally staring directly at it*

Penelope: whatever

Penelope: I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE IN MY LIFE YOU EXPECT ME TO HAVE BRAIN CELLS?????

melody: *squints at the sun* yeh

Melody: going outside doesn't give you braincells

Penelope: okay

Penelope: *she gives you an obnoxious smile* well i wouldnt know, ive never been outside

Melody: *mocks your voice* Well I wouldn't know because I'VE never been outside

Penelope: *mocking you* hoi im Melody and im stupid and cant sing properly watch as i make your ears bleed na na na!!!!

melody: hush child

Penelope: *she just sticks her diamond-encrusted tounge out at you*

yes, her tounge is covered in diamonds, Paige forced Colin to do that