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melody: exCUSE me that coming from you? 

Penelope: woman youre the one who dragged me into this

Penelope: and if youre reffering to the fact that i actualy have a soul, unlike you and everyone else, then yeah, whatever, also you are dumb, thats just a fact of life

melody: you know, just because people Express themselves in a way that your small brain doesn't understand doesn't mean they have a soul, maybe you haven't noticed but you're not the only one with feelings here, and IM not the dumb one. I can understand the basic usage of pronouns and sexuality whilst your teeny computer cant even process it without overheating 

Penelope: kay first of all if any of you had souls you'd understand that mass murder isnt okay, and that peoples lives actualy matter!!! and SECONDLY fuck you, thrid of all i understand that you all have feelings, but do you understand that i have feelings to? fuck no! if you did you'd all treat me decently alright instead of letting me suffer in silence my entire life!!! and thats Colins fault for terrible programming

melody: mass murder is okay, and we don't murder EVERYONE, nuh uh fuck YOU, maybe if you showed more emotion and expressed yourself then we'd realize stupid brat

Penelope: *she starts tearing up and sparking* its NOT YOU DUMBASS!!!! anyones life matters just as much as the next you fucking dolt! fuck you sideways on a godmdan breadstick. i fucking TRIED that already!! you guys just think im stupid and worthless just because i understand that people matter!!! and im NOT a brat, you just dont have brain cells, and what'd you cost, $5?

melody: .... im allergic to breadsticks •_•, i didn't cost anything genius 

Penelope:.....not important. great so we've got Miss Bottom-Of-The-Barrel Piano over here who cant even afford brain cells

melody: that's because im a 19 year old queer piano human hybrid working on a low budget kids tv show with a bunch of murderers and a robot child who keeps insulting me and forgetting my breadstick allergy. 

Melody: and my crippling tattoo, pricing and monster energy drink addictions are keeping me from affording braincells 

Penelope: okay first of all this is a phsycological horror series meant to give small children nightmares for weeks, secondly if you call me a robot child one more time i'll do more than just insult you

Penelope: next, i'm just gonna get Malcolm or somebody to hide all the monster engery drinks then