Finally, a game based on my life!
I really dig this one, Hank. There's something really primal about smacking on the spacebar that really makes me relate to this big handsome ape. I guess if I were to give some critique, it would be that there is a severe lack of ape noises (some of the funniest noises in the animal planet), especially when the player wins. I don't think some degree of scaling difficulty would be too hard to implement, like just make her move a little faster each time, smack some "level 1, level 2" stuff on the top. Maybe that detracts from the minimalist charm of the game, I don't know.
I also think it would be cool to see different faces on the other guy based on how far away the girl is from him, just to up the rivalry-factor.