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I did not know what to expect, truthfully. The weird, chintzy game cover of a cake in garish colors did little to alleviate my feelings of anxiety from such a game titled "Cakey Game".

To my surprise, only a single file was presented. "main.py". What could this be? What eldritch horrors lie within such an infernal document? With trepidation i double clicked the file with sweaty palms.

Cake Game

Do not stare too long, lest the abyss stare into you
Black as pitch. Who is this, "Manav"? Could he be the previous entity, swallowed up by this, empty abomination? What I assume to be his mad scrawlings are written, white as ash. Immediately I am presented with a choice: Chocolate or Cake

Having reviewed several submissions related to Cake, I felt daring. I elected to pick chocolate. The game ended. Oh no! Have I chosen poorly? Have I doomed humanity by failing so simple a test???

Frantically I double clicked the game again, breathless, hoping to appease whatever omniscient conscience lie in this file. Presented the same options again, I chose Cake this time, praying in my primitive tongue that it would be enough. Again, the game closed.

I may have doomed us all. Who can have fun when presented such choices?

Truly an original experience, and 100% respective of the theme. I should have chosen cake. There are no second chances.