Hey Jordan! Great job! The art is great as always, and I LOVE the hand written words that have a little bounce to em. Sound effects are great, love the new uses for the classics.
My only slight piece of feedback is that I wish the opponent had a few different playstyles, and the game became more a game of strategy and figuring out the controls rather than luck. RPS generally seems like a luck based game, but there are predominant behaviors that emerge between players, so I think it would be nice to emulate those.
Regardless, the game is still very fun and has all of that good game juice. :)