The day Blobby came into my life i knew we had something special, the way he looked at me just screamed "PAT ME" so i did and something magical happened, the bond between us strengthened and i realized we were bros for life. It wasn't long before i had spent all my pats on cookies and top hats. Realizing that my pats could bring no more joy i wept. For Blobby is love and Blobby is life.