I was thinking to myself that this was especially hilarious after taking a medieval literature class, and very much how my professor described the medieval attitudes towards things like impotence and penis humor...
...and then I got to the credits and you reference an article by Carissa Harris! She was my professor! Small world! Have you reached out to her about this game? I feel like she would get a huge kick out of it.
If not I hope it's OK I sent it to her!