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From: Winston
To: Pantheon Fulfillment Center
Subject: Root Access

Dear Pantheon Customer Service,
I know it is not your usual policy to grant users elevated privileges. However, I will need to access the system from my home, which is quite elevated in the 23th floor of this house. Therefore I kindly request elevated access.
Best regards, Winston

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2shady4u3 years ago(+1)

From: Prince Abaeze
To: Winston
Subject: RE: Root Access
Dear Winston,
My name is Prince Abaeze and I've been wrongly exiled from my country.
My evil uncle Onochie has stolen my throne and is enriching himself on the back of the country's citizens.
Unfortunately I have been stranded in a foreign country and I do not have the necessary resources to fight my evil brother's tyranny.
I would be eternally grateful if you would be able to lend me the small sum of 1000$ so I can organize a gorilla resistance.
After reclaiming my throne, I will vastly reward you using the royal treasury and declare you a hero of the people;

Kind regards & thank you for your help in reclaiming my country's freedom from tiranny,
Prince Abaeze
Rightful heir to the throne

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