Don: eh more or less.
Kaz:...Ok. Ok, I can work with that....wait, this actually might work out really well for me...oh heaven yes! Ok: is there something you really want?
Don: idk. Another person I guess. One who maybe doesn't hate me. And one I can bully the angels with.
Kaz:...oh. Ok. Well...that's actually pretty easy. Alright, I can provide that for you.
He holds out his hand for you to shake
Kaz:...Do we have a deal?
Don:pfft. Ok. *shakes your hand*
Kaz grins
Kaz:...Good.
Black cards begin to swirl around Kaz. He waits for a second then snatches one out of the air.
Kaz:...three of hearts. Satandammit.
The card bursts into flame. When it's completely burned down, Kaz blows away the ashes
Don: look. Can't you just rebel.
Kaz laughs
Kaz:...rebel? Against what?...By the way, your deal's been made. Your soul is in hell as we speak, and you now have a new best friend for the rest of your...however long life.
Don: pfft.
Kaz:...hi. I'm Kaz. How are ya? I just trapped myself in a very stupid deal, and I'm really hoping it pays off!
Kaz:...well. I shouldn't say friend. I'm no one's friend.
Don: neither am I kid you just caught my eye.
Kaz:...kid? I'm 18 million years old-pfft-