Kaz backs away
Kaz: Oh-I-um...
Don: *he walks to the bar with you* hey. Margarita please.
Bartender: sure.
Don: know what. Just give me the Tequila.
Bartender: had quite a day huh?
Don: nope. Many regrets in my life. Now I'm stuck in the afterlife. Bonded to a gay demon. Things are going just great.
Bartender: that's rough buddy.
Don: Don't Avatar The Last Airbender me. Give me the drink for free it's my birthday.
Bartender: is it?
Don: no I just say that to get a free drink now give me a free drink.
Bartender: so. What regrets do you have in your life. *gives drink*
Don: everything. Being a so called "good person". Not killing those stupid little bastards. BEING GAY! God I wish I was just a normal person. Maybe people would have liked me then?
Bartender: people hate that kind of stuff. I don't see their problem. I mean we're all just humans right.
Don: try telling that to them. Bartender dude. You seem to be wise. Give me some wisdom to change my life or whatever.
Bartender: heh. Well there's nothing I can do. Life will just keep on sucking. No matter what wisdom I give you kid. But you get through it alive.
Don: I'm dead.
Bartender: when you were alive. How did you die anyway?
Don: cancer. No one cared. They all thought I was some big joke. They paid people to go to my funeral. They vandalised my grave stone. What a great life I led huh.
Bartender: You're funny kid. I'm sure someone out there likes you.
Don: where are they?
Bartender: haha. You've gotta be more patient. Let me just give you the bottle and leave you alone to think for a bit. *gives bottle of tequila then leaves*
Don: *sigh* Don't talk to me Kaz. I don't want to see your face right now ok. I know you took the song the wrong way.