Don: ahem. Sir I would like 2 bottles of your most alchaholic beverage please. And it's my birthday so can I have them for free?
Kaz:...oh, this is going to be interesting...
Bartender: yeah sure. *gives the bottles* go wild.
Don: *pushes one toward you*
Bartender: *leaves*
Kaz looks at it hesitantly and then takes a loooongg swig
Don: *chugs s0me*
Kaz: I-ohh...oh this is actually really good-
He like downs half of it
Don: (don't ask me how I know but beer tastes super bad) woah. Don't get drunk already. Wait for it to sink in. *chugs some morE*
Kaz: (Yeah I know) ...I have to keep up with you, don't I?
He chugs the rest of it
Don: pfft. *chugs the bottle*
Kaz:...can I get 'nother one...?
(You are about to learn that Kaz can NOT hold down his alchohol...)
(oof)
