What country is Mr. Zed from? I ask because the in-game text is just riddled with typos and spelling mistakes, (for example, the word "beginning" is often spelt with two g's). Someone is credited as a translator in the credits and since the game is only available in English I assume it's being translated from another language.
However, the Steam product page and this description are so much better. The only explanation I have is that Mr. Zed paid someone to write or edit the descriptions on store pages so that people wouldn't be turned off from buying his games because of it. There's also a credit to the "dirty talk editor" named joe. The dirty talk is on par with the product page descriptions so shout out to joe.