Firstly, thank you for taking the time to write out this lengthy review! Much appreciated!
That's a really, really awesome idea for brainstorming ideas - I'm definitely gong to be following this from now on!
Yeah, you're right, the movement is completely janked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, I wish it was better, too xD
Thank you very much, Couchlyntt! :D