Play: It's an interactive fiction game. You read text, you click on links that lead you to more text.
Aesthetic: The font is cute, and I like the little detail of the link font being different than the game's dialogue font, differentiating the speakers with more than just color.
Sound: There is no sound. Low score is descriptive, not opinion-based.
Narrative: This is very interesting. The game's dialogue, as many people have already pointed out, is very well-written and full of character, and the plot is amusing and clever. I'm kind of curious to see the inner workings- the gamepage says it was made with Twine, and not only does it loop in a circle, it also has several mini loops depending on your 'yes' or 'no' answers to different questions, which means the twinemap probably looks either very satisfying or absolutely bonkers, both of which I'd love to see lol
Horny: A little on the nose at times, but many of the 'awkward' moments are intentional, and overall it achieves what it wants.
Kink: Not really.
Stealth: I feel bad rating it low in this category, since it doesn't really deserve lots of low ratings and it's already got two, but it's just not that kind of game ^^'
Harmony: Like I said before, the font detail adds immersion, and every path keeps you going forward, so it flows consistently until you get tired of it.
Novelty: The plot is fun, and based around a clever play on words.
Final Thoughts: the thumbnail is staring into my soul