Play: It's an interactive fiction game. You read text, you click on links that lead you to more text.

Aesthetic: The font is cute, and I like the little detail of the link font being different than the game's dialogue font, differentiating the speakers with more than just color.

Sound: There is no sound. Low score is descriptive, not opinion-based.

Narrative: This is very interesting. The game's dialogue, as many people have already pointed out, is very well-written and full of character, and the plot is amusing and clever. I'm kind of curious to see the inner workings- the gamepage says it was made with Twine, and not only does it loop in a circle, it also has several mini loops depending on your 'yes' or 'no' answers to different questions, which means the twinemap probably looks either very satisfying or absolutely bonkers, both of which I'd love to see lol

Horny: A little on the nose at times, but many of the 'awkward' moments are intentional, and overall it achieves what it wants. 

Kink: Not really.

Stealth: I feel bad rating it low in this category, since it doesn't really deserve lots of low ratings and it's already got two, but it's just not that kind of game ^^'

Harmony: Like I said before, the font detail adds immersion, and every path keeps you going forward, so it flows consistently until you get tired of it.

Novelty: The plot is fun, and based around a clever play on words.

Final Thoughts: the thumbnail is staring into my soul

Master of the awkward tease technique.

the game played me

P... pretty hot... ^^; yeah... and a bit frustrating.... *lol*  But fun writing! There was something there and I enjoyed the journey.

I want to bang the game! Why can't I bang the game?! :D This was such a tease but was pretty cute too... The writing is nice, the concept is fun... I enjoyed being frustrated!

The dialogue is so funny and cute, I love it!

I started not wanting to bang, but this game is so adorable it won me over!

So, I see the game is a loop. I believe if you have a good writer, I think the game might be an interesting game instead of just this loop of yay or nay sex. You got the intro, but you missed the punch. If you add something into the game, it might be fun. Looking forward to your next games.