"Not like I really wanna work here.."
Vincent: K, then don't.
"Great, yay."
He sighs
Vincent: ...Alright, Mr. Cynical, what do you like?
"Vapes."
Vincent: What do you like other than your death sticks?
"...cooking."
Vincent: Ok! Ok-so that's not...super helpful to me...because I don't eat human food...BUT-I would still pay you to cook for yourself, if you wanted...or I could find you a job as a chef...
"I don't need you to. I'm fine."
Vincent: No you're not. You're clearly depressed-you should really see a therapist, but I don't think you'd accept help, even if I paid for it-
