Skip to main content

Indie game storeFree gamesFun gamesHorror games
Game developmentAssetsComics
SalesBundles
Jobs
TagsGame Engines

Vincent: K, then don't. 

"Great, yay."

He sighs 

Vincent: ...Alright, Mr. Cynical, what do you like? 

"Vapes."

Vincent: What do you like other than your death sticks?

"...cooking."

Vincent: Ok! Ok-so that's not...super helpful to me...because I don't eat human food...BUT-I would still pay you to cook for yourself, if you wanted...or I could find you a job as a chef...

"I don't need you to. I'm fine."

Vincent: No you're not. You're clearly depressed-you should really see a therapist, but I don't think you'd accept help, even if I paid for it- 

"I'M. FINE."

He stomped off