While the concept is interesting I felt it became quite repetitive after a short while (Te same enemy 3 times in a row etc), and the great comedy banter between such great characters felt like the main thing happening and not the battles.
All of that being said, just 5 days? absolutely amazing work, you created a combat system simple enough for a short game but that can be expanded upon if necessary (like the axe) and it really feels like a sort of tabletop adventure, good job!