Lukas falls to the bar floor
Lukas: GAH! Owww...
Lukas: Mgh...yeah, I dezerve that...
He's smiling, but like-the things he's saying are concerning
Lukas: W-Whuh...? Hey let go of me...
Lukas plops down on the ground
Lukas: Heh...hey, haz there always been two of you..?
Lukas: Pfft-meybe the other yu'z actually gay...I'm zo shtupid...