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wait,what?

*grabs pico and flys to LA* stupid tank man stupid steve I DONT NEED ANY OF THEM 😡

(Steve) Sir I Have an idea!

(me) What is i-it?

(Steve) What if we hunt them down.

(Me) Are you crazy we've already tried that once nobody won.

(Steve) Oh yeah true well then I guess shes sorta your daughter now.

(me) Y-yep.

*4 years later*

*4 years later*

*4 years later*

*becomes famous*HAHAH thank you everyone thank you *gets in limo*bye evryone! :D

(Me) I wonder how "Shes" doing...

(Emma) WOAH

(Steve) Yeah i know its cool to shoot a gun.

(Emma) Woah that was cool thanks steve!

(Steve) Of course!

(Me) wait you teached her how to shoot a gun!?

(Steve) yeah why?

(Me) Never mind.

(emma) Uncle! shooting a gun is so cool!

(Me) Heh cool!

(Emma) Yeah! :D

(Emma) Uncle tank man I love you. *hugs*

(me) M-me too.* hugs back*

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gf i am board soo what can we do? gf

well im famous and rich soooooooooo wanna get you a jet or a new car

(Emma) I wonder how my mother was like when I was little..

(Steve) Uh...Oh look a new gun to use!

(Emma) Really!? Let me see!

(Steve) *Gives gun*

(emma) Woah.

STOP tank man, do not to give her a gun

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but I feel like I'm bored of being famous (gf)

me too kinda

(Me) Hello? who is this number?

Girlfriend

we've been rich and famous for so long (gf) I also want to do something that does not include a being in public

(Emma) :D 

(me) :) 

(Emma) Alright uncle ima gonna shoot more guns!

(me) oh yeah thats fin- Wait what!?

*Turns on tv* *sees gf* tch.. *Turns off tv*

xD

(Emma) Steve! Steve! I can shoot guns!

(Steve) You sure can.

hmmm lemme call Emma *calls*

*sees emma's phone ringing* *answers* Hello who is this?

Hello? Who is this?

*Answers emma's phone* (Me) Hello who is this?

(Me) Hello? Who is this?

(Me) hello? Who is this?

(Me) Hello? Who is this?

girlfriend

Ah you've grown alright emma.

(emma) Yeah I sure did im 10 now! 

(Me) Yeah.

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oh...ok gf

(Emma) Hey Uncle can we see steve?

(me) Sure why not,

(Steve) Oh hey si- Hey emma!.

(Emma) Hey steve

(Steve) Hey emma!

(Emma) Can you teach me how to shoot guns I know it might seem weird but please?

(Steve) Uh okay.

*4 years later*

fuck you tank man you cant have are kid