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*grabs pico and flys to LA* stupid tank man stupid steve I DONT NEED ANY OF THEM 😡

(Steve) Sir I Have an idea!

(me) What is i-it?

(Steve) What if we hunt them down.

(Me) Are you crazy we've already tried that once nobody won.

(Steve) Oh yeah true well then I guess shes sorta your daughter now.

(me) Y-yep.

*4 years later*

*4 years later*

*4 years later*

*becomes famous*HAHAH thank you everyone thank you *gets in limo*bye evryone! :D

(Me) I wonder how "Shes" doing...

(Emma) WOAH

(Steve) Yeah i know its cool to shoot a gun.

(Emma) Woah that was cool thanks steve!

(Steve) Of course!

(Me) wait you teached her how to shoot a gun!?

(Steve) yeah why?

(Me) Never mind.

(emma) Uncle! shooting a gun is so cool!

(Me) Heh cool!

(Emma) Yeah! :D

(Emma) Uncle tank man I love you. *hugs*

(me) M-me too.* hugs back*

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gf i am board soo what can we do? gf

well im famous and rich soooooooooo wanna get you a jet or a new car

(Emma) I wonder how my mother was like when I was little..

(Steve) Uh...Oh look a new gun to use!

(Emma) Really!? Let me see!

(Steve) *Gives gun*

(emma) Woah.

STOP tank man, do not to give her a gun

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but I feel like I'm bored of being famous (gf)

me too kinda

(Me) Hello? who is this number?

Girlfriend

Oh god,..what do you want.

What do you want.

What do you want.

we've been rich and famous for so long (gf) I also want to do something that does not include a being in public

(Emma) :D 

(me) :) 

(Emma) Alright uncle ima gonna shoot more guns!

(me) oh yeah thats fin- Wait what!?

*Turns on tv* *sees gf* tch.. *Turns off tv*

xD

(Emma) Steve! Steve! I can shoot guns!

(Steve) You sure can.

hmmm lemme call Emma *calls*

*sees emma's phone ringing* *answers* Hello who is this?

Hello? Who is this?

*Answers emma's phone* (Me) Hello who is this?

(Me) Hello? Who is this?

(Me) hello? Who is this?

(Me) Hello? Who is this?

girlfriend

Oh god what do you want.

Ah you've grown alright emma.

(emma) Yeah I sure did im 10 now! 

(Me) Yeah.

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oh...ok gf

(Emma) Hey Uncle can we see steve?

(me) Sure why not,

(Steve) Oh hey si- Hey emma!.

(Emma) Hey steve

(Steve) Hey emma!

(Emma) Can you teach me how to shoot guns I know it might seem weird but please?

(Steve) Uh okay.