You absolute mad lad, you actually did it. That was some juicy menu. Really like the transitions and the animations on the UI.
Once you start watching the content, I feel like the subtitles could have done some juicing up too and the SFX could have had more pop to them to really drive the juice home.
Now whether this is a game or not... I guess I'll continue debating that with you on the LTGD server. ;)
Good work!