“if a killer broke into my house and texted me “I’m in your house” id text back “upstairs first room to your right” yiu know.”
She smiles
"Pft-y'know, I used to be the same way actually..."
“pfft- no way. But you hate being dead.”
"Mh, yeah, but when I was alive? That's all I wanted."
“what made you want to die so badly?”
"Hm...strict, disapproving parents? Living in the closet? Being a college student...take your pick!"
“ouch. Im nit even in college yet. Well thats terrible. I hope your parents are happy with what they’ve done. I mean come on making someone want to die. How disappointing.”
"Indeed."
“probably a karen and kevin.”
"Mh-yeah. You should see my mom at a sit-down restaurant. Woman is the bane of poor part-time waiters everywhere..."
