w-woah, are y-you alright?!
*hugs*
*hugs and comforts Jess*
what the hell was that. *walks backwards* jesus...
i was so scared when you were drunk when you hit me i-i-*tears run down face*
w-what do mean "i" hit you? i would never do such things like that!
of course you dont remember because you were drunk
*sorta rocks jess back a forth while comforting her* shhh....
*lays on bed*
*Drys off and put's pants on*, *says softly* you alright now?
*cries* (Pikachu)*cuddles wit Jess* (Jess)*cuddles back*
*lays next to jess and spoons her*, it'll be all right....shhhhh....
(Pikachu&Jess)*falls asleep*
Hey hey heyyy, whats going on why are you crying Jess?
shhhh, hey...it's gonna be alright! from now on, i'll stop drinking...i didn't know think drinking for a night would do this...
Hm this couch is very comfortable HEY ERROR IM TAKING THIS COUCH TO MY AU
DUDE IM ON IT
To late! *teleports to my time line*
places couch ah perfect!
*teleports back to error sans*
I'M TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP SANS *teleports sans to his au*
*teleports back* Wont work buddy.
*YOU HAVE YOUR OWN DIPSHIT! JUST MAKE A COPY OF IT INSTEAD OF TAKING IT!*
*texts meme* Yo can you pick me up stupid bitch dropped me off in his au and I don't have enough magic from doing something earlier
*text keith* alright,,, just hold onto the couch as well!
*Texts back* k *holds on to couch and makes sans leave the couch*
EY EY EY DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THE DAMN COUCH!
*teleports Keith and couch exactly where they were before*
Oh thats better thanks
*gets the couch* HA
*teleports to my au*
Places again* there we go!
*teleports back*
He got the stupid fucking couch back bbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh
SHUT UP ASSHOLE!
*lets him go*i-i-ima just go to the bedroom *gets out shower* *walks to bedroom*
Now then uh *opens curtain* OH SHIT I CAME IN THE WRONG TIME WRONG TIME WRONG TIME!!
*closes curtains like nothing happened*
Oh my goddnes. *walks backwards* my....goddnes..
*Fucking told you so!*
OH SHUT UP!
What did I just witness.