Haha. Exactly my thoughts. But the first time I was going through the jam submissions, the random ordering put yours and mine right next to each other, and I was like, say what now?! :)
Anyways, I'm first to admin the game is anything but balanced. There are several parameters I can tweak with, but without a group of playtesters, there's really no point. I just know sometimes you can win, sometimes you can't!