Wow! I love this idea so, so, so, so, so much! I've printed it out and skimmed through it and I laughed so hard at how clever the writing is :)
Thank you so much for this little gem in what has been rather dreary times. Who would've thunked I would have said that about a game about being a necromancer? Haha :D
Ah, I do want to point out what may be one possible error. In the Craigslist ad, you mentioned "life ichor" when life is one of the "banned" words... unless that was intentional. If so, carry on :P