Got a nice juicy error for you with: Feeling him Up.
Error: <<if>>: bad conditional expression in <<if>> clause: expected expression, got '<'
<<if $f is < 3>> $bname looks around with a worried face. It seems at first he’s fighting himself if he really wants to, but you get taken by surprise when he’s moving on all fours without delay. Messing with his jeans before two round hills are on full display to you. <<say "cicon" "“Just uh… Finish your food on it… Please…” $bname says quickly.">> [[With pleasure.|D1054]] [[Well, if you insist.|D1054]] [[Not going to say no to some quality ass.|D1054]] <<set $t to 1>> <</if>>