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Ah, my poor foolish friend... Expecting a response from the support team is akin to buying a dakimakura and expecting the character within to crawl out from it's 2D immurement and call you "Oni-Chan" after encrusting it with your filmy seed for the past two years without missing a single day. With great perseverance, it may become a reality; but believe me, I've already tried.

The support team are mythological beings from an ethereal plane from which no mortal text can reach. Some may even say that they don't exist at all, and never did. A delusion set forth by the powers that be to divert attention away from themselves. The possibilities are endless and nobody knows the truth because none set out to seek it; and if watching YouTube conspiracy videos for 5 hours straight every day has taught me anything, it's that 5G towers emit nuclear waves to power invisible flying saucers secrety dumping chemicals into the water to turn all life on Earth gay and induce mass global depopulation so that the dark lord Bill Gates can replace humanity with genetically engineered cat girls and rule the cosmos with his harem for all eternity, and that truth only comes through perseverance!

You "moderators" may silence me all you want, but I WILL know the truth! I will show this entire community that you are nothing but A.I. operated machinery doing the bidding of the reptilian shadow governments and transferring nano signals directly to our brains through our monitors to make us think 50 Shades of Grey was actually a good book; and you have my word that I will ABSOLUTELY discover the truth behind your so-called "support team"!