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Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, my child? Tell me, what turn of events in your life have led you to complaining to moderators on a near-abandoned forums site about a slight teenage narcissist who literally has the same amount of followers as they do projects? Don't you think that's at least a little bit pathetic? If somebody bothers you that much to the point where you're creating a post "venting steam", then don't you think that's just about the right time to block them? Hell, if anything, you're giving them exactly what they want. Just give yourself a good laugh at how sad their life must be to the point when they're bragging about 37 followers whom most of which are only there for the notifications and get on with your day; otherwise, don't come on the internet at all, as everybody's an asshole on here to some extent. Get used to it.

Now with that tangent out the way, I must say, your profile picture is truly trash! What is this, 2010? Flash has long since been dead swine, but my degeneracies have still held strong! Pfft, look at you, only 20 followers? My, you even follow more than what you already have! You're an absolute pleb, you hear me? Me and my vast army of 2 followers completely outweigh that of your truly pathetic numbers! Why don't you just crawl back to whatever peasant womb that you crawled out of, for you could never match my sheer greatness, dear child. I hold more influence, more fame, and more money than you could possibly imagine within that tiny, smooooth brain of yours! Oh? Would you look at that! I have a plane set for Dubai to catch! I am most certainly ashamed of myself to have graced your meager existence with my presence for any longer than a mere second, so I shall be going now. Ta ta, little peasant!

By the time the support team replies he could earn a master's degree in computer science and do it himself.

Listen, if I can post a link to literal insect cum inflation rape hentai here on these forums without any repercussions, I'd think holding a small personal competition would also be allowed...

Besides, I don't see anything against it within the community rules, so I think you're good.
https://itch.io/docs/general/community-rules

Two edits later and yet you still somehow have the grammar of a 4th grader...

This bundle was meant to raise funds for the UNRWA to help assist Palestinian refugees who have been affected by the recent conflicts which have taken place, not their governments; and believe it or not, many of the citizens within these Islamic countries you speak of are very much against the regimes which govern them and their extremist ideals, however, they never speak out of line for fear of persecution. Also, I have absolutely no clue where you're pulling "LGBTQ+" from, as they have nothing to do with this. So with all due respect, please don't turn this into a political argument and kindly go back to whatever echo chamber you came from. Thank you.

Then get lost.

Hello there Oa_mAn.

The Itch.io community forums is comprised primarily of game developers current/aspiring and alot of us do not even have a modicum of artistic talent, hence why we burn a second mortgage on character commissions. If you would like us to create a furry game, you could start a game jam wherein you could reward a 5$ cash prize for hours of headache-inducing work to the developers who participate under your sole discretion. If you truly insist to the point of double posting however, I highly recommend you spend 20,000$ on a DeviantArt furry commission just as the drug-induced predecessors before you.

So in short, pay the price or get lost.

Best regards,
-Menerick

(Allow me to be the one who breaks the 1600...)

Why, hello there my insomnia-ridden companions! If you've clicked on this expecting it to be a shitpost, I'm afraid I must direct you to literally any other post that I've made on this forum.

That's right boys and girls (along with everything else), I am in fact here to make an announcement in order to add context to some of the future posts that I will be making here! So without further ado, wipe that look of suspicion off your face and just read what's below.

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So in two of my other posts which you may or may not have seen, I mentioned that I am looking to create a series consisting of 3 projects; the first being a visual novel, and the other two being RPG Maker. However, due to personal reasons which I will not get into, the earliest I will be able to start production on them is in at least a year or two from now. During that time, I want to learn how to use and master various game development tools and completely perfect the storylines of all three projects.

I feel as though I do have a good grip on the story of all three, however, I'm afraid there's a chance I may not even get to producing them at all. As such, I am not comfortable with sharing any "explicit" details regarding each of them. However, I am currently experimenting with different concepts in the process of building the story, and I will be posting "archives" from the organization Hymileks Echeldia (fictional OC). "Hymileks Echeldia" in our language means "Hymileks Collective" (not in any real-world language, but a fictional alien one.), and their main purpose is one of historiography and the reclaimation of that which has been lost to time.


(MS Paint draft of the Hymileks Echeldia's emblem. The symbol encircled stands for "Hymileks" in their language, and it's grammatical structure is a series of merged shapes with the spelling order being from top to bottom, and a seperate circle is used to assert that it is a name. If this emblem is identical to another more popular symbol that you know of to an extreme degree, please do tell and I will redraft it again to a different shape.)

I will be using these "archives" to show some small bits of the lore that is within these three projects, and above all else, give teasers as to possible concepts or antagonists that could make an appearance. Of course, it won't be solely limited to that, but this is just a fun way for me to experiment with what I should throw into the story.

That will be all.

Do look forward to the first post of this new series!

Best regards,
-Menerick

Anytime.

There is no need, she always is.

Ah, you misunderstand my dear adversary! I am creating friendships for those of lesser confidence whom of which cannot find themselves a lover not matter how hard they try. I am uniting two unlikely companions who would otherwise not even be graced by the love which they seek; and for you to take that away, who are you to assert that I am in fact the villain?

Indeed, the route which I advise may contain many a throe along the way, but it is merely a certain last resort. I offered many other options as you can so clearly tell, but the path I myself paved is one that I have found eternal love within. My genitals may be scorched, but as aforesaid, anything is appropriate as the price of true love!

Will that be all?

Whatever do you mean? Every topic posted within General Discussion and the entire forum as a whole is always an insightful work of art and never at all a thing which "does not help anyone", as you so put it. Those who exist within this online space have an IQ far beyond any of us mortals could possibly imagine, and you simply cannot discern the intricate complexity of such manifold contentions which have sprawled out across your fatuous perception.

Big words, I know. The thesaurus never disappoints as the writer's tool, but yet I digress. For you to vindicate your profess that such pulchritude aloft which has laureated your cognizance is but insensate doltish is puerile in and of itself! You candidly could not conceivably within your percipience surmise the daedalean cosmopolitan coruscation which has circumscribed the indubitable domicile which you solicitudely drudge for!

I rest my case.

Do have fun at the dictionary!

Have you tried a reverse image search on Google?

Is that a problem?

And if the post is entirely gone, you can always follow the invaluable guide I posted here and get it back 100% guaranteed!

Oh look, noxDev! Here's one just above my post!

Gamers,

For those of you who have come to me seeking wisdom and insight into the chaotic world of dating the female, you have most certainly come to the right place. It is an issue which has plagued mankind since the dawn of our inception and has carried on, if not more prevalent so, into the modern age; and I have come to you bearing this guide to bestow upon you all the abilties of attaining for yourselves, a lover...

So without wasting any further of our time, let us begin your enlightenment!

Firstly, ask yourself, what kind of woman do you yearn for? Is your lust based solely on their appearance, for a gorgeous woman with a higher sexual drive than a rabbit huffed on aphrodisiac and angel dust within breeding season? Or is it simply a kind woman, who will always love and care for you, even in your darkest of hours? If either is so, then forget about it my friend. The fact that you sincerely came to this post shows that neither will ever embrace you.

But not all hope is lost! Most certainly not, my dear reader! Such women as ones aforesaid are few and far between; and I understand it may come as shock, but women are just as diverse in personality as men are! Extremely surprising that may be to you, I know. But indeed, just as men, women are far from perfect as well; and removing any generalized notions regarding the female gender is an essential first step on the road at which you begin your journey.

Alas! Now that you understand women are just as diverse and deplorable as men are, the stones paving the way to your love truly begin to unfold!

Now I hear you ask my dear friend, "If such is so, then how do I claim the fulfillment which my ancestors sought?"; and to that I say, the answer is at your very fingertips as we speak! For you to find love, you must find one alike to yourself! But if a task as such is found by you to be arduous however, I understand. This is the very reason you came to me in the first place, is it not? But I descry to you, fear not! For there is but one absolute that will guarantee your love, and that is the women of unhinged psychopathic sociopathia!

Serial killer enthusiasts, forced femdom knife play connoisseurs, any with green hair, the type of woman who loves decorating her room using the eviscerated carcasses of her neighbor's pets, the possibilities are limitless! They may prove difficult to find, yes. But once you do, they'll most certainly love you forever, as none other would love them! The perfect match, as nothing brings joy to the heart more than bringing hapiness to others!

Sure, there's always the small risk of a downward spiraling mental state with a slight side of bodily mutilation, but I digress, anything is appropriate as the price of true love!

But, of course, if you are truly a weak individual and cannot bear such a lightly layed price, there's always the "horny single MILFs in your area" advertisements on porn websites where you could try and build a romantic relationship with the wonderful scam artists of our time!

That will be all from this romantic connoisseur. I truly hope my guide comes to assist you within your love life and grant you all a most wonderful happily ever after!

Now if you excuse me, my dear wife has finally kidnapped the local paper boy constantly throwing modern drab onto our property, so we are going to have quite the feast tonight! Good day to you all!

-Sir Menerick Shitlordius I

Ah, my poor foolish friend... Expecting a response from the support team is akin to buying a dakimakura and expecting the character within to crawl out from it's 2D immurement and call you "Oni-Chan" after encrusting it with your filmy seed for the past two years without missing a single day. With great perseverance, it may become a reality; but believe me, I've already tried.

The support team are mythological beings from an ethereal plane from which no mortal text can reach. Some may even say that they don't exist at all, and never did. A delusion set forth by the powers that be to divert attention away from themselves. The possibilities are endless and nobody knows the truth because none set out to seek it; and if watching YouTube conspiracy videos for 5 hours straight every day has taught me anything, it's that 5G towers emit nuclear waves to power invisible flying saucers secrety dumping chemicals into the water to turn all life on Earth gay and induce mass global depopulation so that the dark lord Bill Gates can replace humanity with genetically engineered cat girls and rule the cosmos with his harem for all eternity, and that truth only comes through perseverance!

You "moderators" may silence me all you want, but I WILL know the truth! I will show this entire community that you are nothing but A.I. operated machinery doing the bidding of the reptilian shadow governments and transferring nano signals directly to our brains through our monitors to make us think 50 Shades of Grey was actually a good book; and you have my word that I will ABSOLUTELY discover the truth behind your so-called "support team"!

Select them all then right-click. Hover over "Send to" and you should see "Compressed (zipped) folder". Click that, and it'll merge all the files into one .ZIP file.

That's how it is on Windows at least.

That's exactly what the admin is for!

Of course! Just follow this quick and easy guide down below, and you'll have your suggestions back in no time flat!

Step 1: Find a post made by a user with the words "Admin" to the right of their name. Next, click on their username and you will arrive at their profile page. Once the tab is completely loaded, make sure to close all other tabs and windows on your computer and block all other light sources besides your monitor from where you currently are before proceeding to step 2.

Step 2: Arrange 5 unscented tealight candles in an upwards pentagonal formation just under the base of your monitor. Next, grab the nearest sharp-pointed object (preferably a goat horn) and carve a downwards-facing pentagram into your screen while taking care not to damage the circuitry underneath. Do keep in mind, over the course of this entire process, the admin's profile page will always be displayed. DO NOT click off the tab until you have completed each step to this guide, and everything is all set and done.

Step 3: Impale any one of your body parts with the same sharp-pointed object and use your index finger to trace your blood over the pentagram incarve. Next, light each one of the unscented tealight candles in a counter-clockwise direction. Upon doing so, close your eyes and begin repeatedly chanting the phrase "In nomine excrementus, invoco te!" without pause. You may start to hear the screams of the damned while your eyes roll back into your head and blood starts leaking from various parts of your body, but do not panic, this is completely normal! Just keep repeating the phrase until your room stops shaking, and when it does, open your eyes and everything will be restored and back to normal! Continue on with your day as usual, and within 24 hours your post will be restored!

At first, I was very skeptical of this guide. After I accidentally deleted my 200GB of insect cum inflation hentai eroges, I was left deeply depressed when I learned that a majority of the developers have been arrested and the games which were in my collection have long since been deleted. However, after not hearing back from Itch.io support for 8 months, I decided to try this one quick cheap and easy guide and I got them all back no problem! The admin went missing after the fact, but I don't think it's anything to be concerned about!

Once more as I say every day, thank you 4chan for delivering this invaluable guide onto us all!

What do you mean? Of course forums are the best place! You modern folk just take your fancy-schmancy Discord for granted and never truly appreciate the art and history behind the timeless excellence that is online forums.

For you see! The usage of forums date as far back as the prehistoric times, when our ancestors used stone on stone to carve forth upon rock walls their contempt for fellow man, and agrue whether feminine-looking men were superior to actual females. This tradition has long been kept upheld throughout the ages; from feces, to paper, to electricity, all of which are still upheld in the modern day.

However, this "Discord" you speak of is a blasphemy upon all aforesaid! A gambling ploy set forth by the reptilian shadow governments to strip from all their morality and humanity so that the time may come when genetically engineered cat girls may rule the world in their stead, placing the entirety of all life under their paws and enslaving us to do their bidding!

So in conclusion, online forums are objectively better than Discord and other mediums resembling it. That will be all.

Personally, I think you should go with Ballistic - Hard. Ballistic - Easy is pretty tame and doesn't provide much of a challenge; and given you beat the main game on hard, I see why you would want a more difficult challenge. Just make sure you are well prepared though, as Ballistic - Hard REALLY doesn't hold back. Hope this helps!

Greetings ladies, gentlemen, genderfluid mechanophiliac dragons, and everything in-between! My name is Menerick. I am but a humble sociopathic connoisseur of all things which many surface dwellers may consider to be "morally unjust", and I have traversed across the grand cesspool of memes, pornography, drama, and horrible ideas which we mortals call "the internet" for many a time.

In my most recent of travels, I have somehow stumbled upon this community of heavily aspired game developers whom which I deduce may suffer heavy insomnia given all of the game jams this community seems to host. I have no clue as to how I ended up here, but as the great Xelvy once illustrated, male genitalia is offly fragile; and you never know if the day will come when eldritch monstrosities straight from H.P. Lovecraft's Necronomicon will come to take it away. As such, we much always cherish what is beneath our pants, as well as one another.

While we are on the topic of game development, I must declare that I am also indeed working on a series of 3 projects, and I will most likely finish them by the year 2056! You heard the release date here first my friends, 2056! Let us begin the hype train into the century and slam many a bottle along the way!

I truly hope I come to know each and every one of you here as my newfound companions, and I especially pray that I come to know the moderators here very well!

That will be all from this old traveler. Good day to you all!