A person who cannot respect the tradition of someone having friends and one who is trying to murder them shall not be tolerated in this society.
Ah, you misunderstand my dear adversary! I am creating friendships for those of lesser confidence whom of which cannot find themselves a lover not matter how hard they try. I am uniting two unlikely companions who would otherwise not even be graced by the love which they seek; and for you to take that away, who are you to assert that I am in fact the villain?
Indeed, the route which I advise may contain many a throe along the way, but it is merely a certain last resort. I offered many other options as you can so clearly tell, but the path I myself paved is one that I have found eternal love within. My genitals may be scorched, but as aforesaid, anything is appropriate as the price of true love!
Will that be all?