-why...is he asking me that? Shit-this is definitely suspicious-
"My right...why do you ask?"
-actually asshole, I'm ambidextrous...and my fingertips are burned off so don't even try swiping for those-you won't get any.-
"Oh-yeah, I-don't really think I'd have the confidence to do something like that..."
-I've PLAYED women like that-the only men who go for that shit are horny toads. Glad to know you're not one of 'em...-
She switches over to her left hand. It definitely looks like she's having trouble even holding the pen properly with that hand