every time I see a comment like this, I want to smash my keyboard into my face. you need to have steam running in the background for this, so even if there was a windows port here, it would not make a difference, so make a god damn steam account.
It’s kinda strange that you created an account and two minutes later commented on this specifically. Did you actually make an itch account specifically to comment this?
I can't I explained that my parents hate making accounts and I'm a 9 year old I tried to see if I could make an account but it says to do a thing you need to have permission from your parents or need to be at least 13
So if you need to have steam running then I can't play.
I can infer that you have made an itch.io account just to comment and play this game. Your itch.io account is named "iwantmuck" meaning that you made an itch.io account just for this
