This is unreasonably fun for something so simple. Maybe it's just the premise of breaking up a bunch of couples like the ultimate jerk is kinda hilarious, or the really pretty visuals, or the great sounds and music, or the slick movement across the screen. Something about this game just feels so good!
My only issue is that it seems like it's kinda unpredictable where couples will split off to when I knock into them. And because the game moves so fast, I can't even see where they ended up before I run into one! I could probably play around it by just getting gud lol