Surprisingly fun game! Neat concept, the art and sound were used quite nicely, and the parody names got a laugh out of me.
There's two issues, though. is that the location descriptions were fairly confusing. They either showed only one stat to prioritize, or none. Some were fairly obvious, too, like the "Fighting in Area 61" needing strength, but "Find our missing friends!" with no other description is quite confusing.
The other problem is that locations show up randomly, so it's pretty easy to get a big streak of heroes but no locations. I'd make heroes randomized, but fix the location, like maybe you start with X location and you have to find a hero that fits good enough within X time limit or it disappears for a different location.
Other than that, the game's pretty good. Hero management agency is such a good concept it'd be a shame to not expand on!