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*slowly nods* 

okay umm, can we PLEASE get someone in here before my friend here LOSES HIS DAMN EYE?!

(d) what the hell is all the- OH IM SORRY SIR *rushes over*

FINNALY! you should fire that female dog btw, she was declining us assistance, -wipes off the remaining glass on you-

I’m so sorry sir! *checking*

(M) n hah ow!

sorry, had to make sure the glass doesnt do any more, how long will taking out the glass CAREFULLY take?

I afraid it’s lodged it’s self too deep…

(M) W wha

We would have to remove the eye orrr really experimental and expensive surgery 

shit, okay the expensive thing isnt a problem but whats with the experimental shit?! and how is it logged too deep, ITS LIKE TWO CENTIMETERS BIG!

*looking at him with a wtf face*

(M) h h hey I’m ok with either 

-sarcastically- aaaand what if the "experimental" stuff turns you into a damn super mutant?