Skip to main content

Indie game storeFree gamesFun gamesHorror games
Game developmentAssetsComics
SalesBundles
Jobs
TagsGame Engines

*wakes up looking at the ceiling*

*you see a bat*

.. Hello

Deleted 3 years ago

.. Hello

(The Bat) hello I have came from my cave to tell you that the police is outside your house

(The Police) OPEN THE DOOR OR WE WILL HAVE TO BUST IT DOWN

Cool *puts head in pillow and does a thumbs up and yells* HOLD ON 

(The Police) ALRIGHT YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES OR WE'RE BREAKING IN

*sighs gets up and puts on a shirt and opens the door* Sup.

(The Police) We have a total of 1209286 reports of you doing illegal drugs, destroying restricted property, crashing 12 airplanes, and burning down an whole neighborhood. 

Mmmmm drugs are false, destroying is false crashing is false, and burning down is false, now leave me alone or I'm gonna start doing some real illegal crimes *slams door shut*

(The Police) We have footage of you doing it.