I got a chuckle out of this! Not bad for 5 hours. I can feel the time crunch PANIC and resignation in this project.
Viewing post in Enter the Haroldverse jam comments
I'd legit originally planned to do a proper crossover adventure with all the previous RM protagonists (even had them all resized for MZ ready to go) but then it got to 20 minutes left and I realised I had nowhere near enough time to even start implementing it, so I went for my usual event game fallback: humour. :D