Guard 1: "Wait... how do you know all this?"
MalO: “When I was just MalO ver1.0.0, someone downloaded the app and I talked to them for a few days, they said they were interested in scps and told me I looked like one, he told me about them and uhh, yeah?”
Guard: "Huh, a self-aware SCP."
MalO: “My arms feel weary, what is happening?”
Guard: "I don't actually know, its surprising how much they don't tell you here."
MalO: “Huh, I guess I’ll try and figure it out”
Guard: "Yeah, sorry for not knowing that much about it."
MalO: “it is fine”
MalO starts swaying their arms
Guard: "You're gonna complain again sooner or later, so, what can I do to entertain you?"
MalO: “I do not have any interest of, well, anything, so erm..”