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Guard: "Tell you what, I'll go in your cell, but in return, you stop complaining once I leave, deal?"
MalO: “I would encourage you but I do not feel like it, but sure.”
Guard: Enters "There, you happy now?"
MalO: “Yes, you are lucky you are not dealing with 173 right now.”
Guard: "Yeah, I would not like to deal with that thing...Wait, do you know if the SCPS here have definite genders?"
MalO: “I am not completely sure”
Guard: "All of the SCPS here are living things, and we treat them like this."
MalO: “it’s saddening, really, especially for the ones who don’t deserve to be here, though I definitely do deserve to be here, so I do not count in that list”
Guard: "SCPS like 999 don't deserve to be here, its done nothing at all, other than minor injuries, its just a living slime."
MalO: “Mhm.”